wife-pictureBill and Shirely are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

“Shirely, I want to know – you have deceived me?”

“Oh, Bill, why you would ask such a question? You do not want to ask this question …”

“Yes, Shirely, I want to know. Please.”

“Ah, all right. Yes, three times.”

“Three? What are they to be?”

“Hey, Bill, remember that when you are 35 years old, you really want to start your own business to do this, no bank will lend to you? Still remember the day President himself over the house and signed the loan documents do not ask questions? “

“Oh, Shirely, you do not, for me! I respect you even more than ever, you will do such a thing to me! So, when is the No. 2?”

“Hey, Bill, you may recall that last heart attack, and you need a very tough work, no doctor will touch you? Still remember Dr. Johnson came all the way here, do his own surgery, then you do in good condition of the ? ”

“I can not believe that! Shirely, I love you should do such a thing for me to save my life! I can not have a better wife. Do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I can not even moved. the number 3 is when? “

“Hey, Bill, I remember a few years ago, when you really want to be president of the golf club and you were 15 votes short?”
Goalkeeper joke

One day, Goalkeeper is walkin Man on the street, he heard the sound of crystallization and screaming, he looked up and saw the building on fire, there is a woman weeping help.a large growth in the Gulf is as follows.

She screamed a number of 12 to catch up with her children, no one felt confident to catch up with such a young life, from a great hight so.

Goalkeeper station, shouting “do not worry, I will catch up on all the baby because I was PROFFESIONAL goalkeeper,” she answered Sayin, “treated her as if ü is about 2 catch,” so he slef queue Shou and the baby down. Silence.

There caused by shouts and cheers goalkeeper, his next one baby, baby bounce twice on the floor and kicked it 50 meters from the street.

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